. . . for Lauren and Lauren: Addi says what

March 31, 2016

Addi says what

"We got the bad guy.  I couldn't have done it without you". 

We were trying to cut these fake flower stems with wire cutters and I couldn't get it and she said, "Oh man! That is so disappointing!"

Addi kept calling Chris "Chris" and he said don't call me that and she said, "I know what's best for you Chris."

Chris was pouring her milk and she said "I don't like a lot.  I like just enough."

"I love Molly.  She is my very best friend."

Addi wanted something in the store and Chris said no.  She kept asking and Chris sang the song "You can always get what you want.  But you get what you need." and she said, "But I neeeeed everything!"

"I have an ouchie."  I told her I thought it was dry skin and we'd put lotion on it. "No a bandage maybe?"

While I was changing Isaac's diaper, "He has a little penis.  When his penis is bigger he can pee on the toilet."  I told her she could pee on the toilet and she said "Nah. I don't have a penis."

I was giving Addi a time out for not listening to me.  She had been running around pretending to be a monster and didn't come when I called her many times.  In time out I was telling that she needed to listen when I called her and she said in a very grunting manly voice, "You can't give a monster a time out!" 

"No I am not a baby.  I can take care of myself."

Chris and her were running errands and he said "None of the stores open until ten so we'll just play in the car for 15 minutes."  She said, "No daddy.  Let's just end up instead." 

"I used your nipples when I was a baby." 

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Ginny Clothed with Grace said... Best Blogger TipsBest Blogger Templates

That monster one is so funny! I remember when Grant was around her age and he was pretending to be a superhero. I told him he needed to stop so we could eat, she replied "Superheroes don't need to eat."

Kelly said... Best Blogger TipsBest Blogger Templates

Those little shoes are so cute!

xx Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes

The Lady Okie said... Best Blogger TipsBest Blogger Templates

Okay, laughed out loud about the "I know what's best for you, Chris." Ha!

PolkaDottyPlace said... Best Blogger TipsBest Blogger Templates

Addi is hilarious. I lol'd at her saying you can't put monsters in time out, her saying I know what's best for you and her potty conversations. Toddlers are such funny little people that pick up on every single thing around them.