Addi says what

You know that cost per wear idea for outfits?  We'd be in the negative number with Addi and this dress.  She would pick this everyday if it were always clean. 
"When you were in a kid, what did you do in the olden days?"
"I love Mario day".  (She meant Memorial day.)
She saw a picture of Donald Trump on the news and in a very despairing way . .  "Oh Donald.  Donald Trump." I asked who Donald Trump is . . .   "He's a big, tough man.  He's the prisoner."
"Now I know how to properly count without the wrong numbers."
Before someone came over to our house, "I should probably put my clothes on because it's a little embarrassing to be naked when you're a big kid around other kids."
"That was a colossal party."
After taking something from Isaac, "Isaac there is no need to panic"
"Daddy is naughty sometimes.  Like he'll give me treats when you've said I've had enough sugar. And I'll say 'No daddy! I've had enough' and then he'll force me to eat it. 
I was trying to get a splinter or something out from Addi's hand, "No I'll just wait for daddy. He's really good at picking zits and stuff." 
"Give this to Isaac.  I really don't want him to panic on me."
"I bet God has really big blue goggles and big ears so he can see whatever say. And I bet he can sing and dance and do ballet."
"I'm a secret Asian. I'm so sneaky." 
After we had done our whole bedtime routine, Addi was quiet and I was about out of her room. She said to me so seriously and excitedly, "Mom! Do you know that Aaliyah can use grown up scissors without even asking her mom?"